Erin does not allow her last name to get out for "business purposes." We assume this is for fear of the bad business a deluge of fan mail would bring. It could also be because the last person who spoke Erin's name three times into a darkened bathroom mirror was visited by a chain of misfortune so distressing, it can only be repeated in whispers. Do not try to understand Erin. Do not steal her identity. And certainly don't contact her. Except by the means below.